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Mr SURAJAN O' PIT speaks:
Mr SURAJAN O' PIT apologizes for staying away from this intelligent Forum and the masses (who are generally ignorant) for the last month or so. He was visiting relatives and friends and having a jolly good time in
Mr SURAJAN O' PIT was surprised to find out how things have turned out in
Mr SURAJAN O' PIT has made some quick personal on-the-surface pertinent observations and noted some happenings while discussing worldly issues with his colleagues (who happens to be all brilliant) in Singapore, as well as observations in Johore Bahru [Mr SURAJAN O'PIT had to get his passport restamped, that is why he crossed over to Johore Bahru, or as the ignorant locals say Jay Bee]…… for the information of the ignorant masses in Malaysia:
Ø Generally Singapore girls have gotten thinner. They are also very sophisticated. Many remain unmarried tho' - Mr SURAJAN O' PIT wish not to draw into any unsubstantiated claims, however during the time of writing, Mr SURAJAN O' PIT do not have any data on the scrounge of lesbianism amongst their female gender.
Ø Their male gender are more muscular (although less than Mr SURAJAN O' PIT) and lean - this is surely due to their compulsory two year military training.
Ø The country generally doesn't face any flooding woes even during hurricanes.
Ø Malaysians need a passport to enter the country.
Ø Their lah is hokkienized and spelled and pronounced as lor.
Ø It is ok to sardinize busses beyond the permissible capacity, as long as the buses are public buses.
Ø Most of their children wear glasses although Ray-ban is not popular.
Ø Their roads are pretty well laid out with a standard type road curb everywhere. Road curbs are built of concrete grade 25; rather than the Malaysian design grade 15. Mr SURAJAN O' PIT could not even find one pothole on their roads.
Ø Many insect species are mutating, due likely to the city condition environment.
Ø For Asian standard, outdoors are very very clean. Trees are well planted and the grass is green.
Ø Many of their newer mosques, churches and schools are beautifully architectured.
Ø One can get more likely bitten by a python than a dog.
Ø MAS does not stand for Malaysia Airline System.
Ø Phytons strive and flourish within the depths of their toilet bowls in plush residential areas. It is highly desirable to check you toilet bowl before using it.
Ø EMAS is not gold.
Ø Sneezing onto your neighbour’s face and without covering the orifice is acceptable behaviour.
Ø Hawker stalls are everywhere and hawkers generally talk and spit on your food before serving you.
Ø There are no halal Chinese restaurants; only halal Malay, western and Indian restaurants. Mr SURAJAN O' PIT may open a Chinese restaurant if he finds a sponsor. If there is a potential sponsor amongst you ignorant masses, email your proposal to lfjtf@yahoo.co.nz for his consideration
Ø They have some more than decent golf courses. Mr SURAJAN O' PIT had the opportunity to play at the Raffles Golf Course and the newly built Sentosa Golf Course. For the ignorant masses, Sentosa is an island situated south of
diseased.
Ø Their tap water is potable although the source of water in from the filthy Johore river. Their water treatment plants are also located in Johore.
Ø They flatten their land before building anything.
Ø Malaysian national institution graduates (after the year 1979) are disallowed to work as expatriates. [Mr SURAJAN O' PIT is not surprised]
Ø There are a lot of expatriates working in
Ø Only three work professions are fiercely and proudly reserved for the local native Singaporeans; i.e Taxi Drivers, barbers and soldiers. Their taxi drivers are a bunch of proud lot..
Ø The country is quite faggot friendly. Mr SURAJAN O' PIT had seen expatriate same sex thought-to-be English, Indian and Bangladeshi national couples holding hands unashamedly.
Ø Hokkien speakers are ostracized and looked down upon; many remain closet hokkien speakers.
Ø Exhumation of graveyards are ongoing for the purpose of building infrastructure. The work is carried out by contractors who tendered the work for the sum of zero dollars!! Mr SURAJAN O' PIT asks himself how come; could it be that these contractors bank their profit on looting these graves?? Mr SURAJAN O' PIT suspects many of the Chinese graves contain gold figurines.
Ø Their public transport system is excellent.
Ø Nearly every adult above 40 years old owns a residential property! Mr SURAJAN O' PIT is impressed and hopes someday to do a study on the system. Mr SURAJAN O' PIT hopes that the ignorant folks in
Ø They refer to their apartment as flats.
Ø Many have the impression that the other cities of
Ø Many mistreat their domestic helpers and do not provide proper living conditions for them. Many are forced to sleep in the balcony of flats. .
Ø Their police seem to be very professional.
Ø Small talk to a neighbouring stranger is frowned upon, especially if the other person is of a different sex and is not a criminal with an outstanding warrant.
Ø Their citizens in camouflage uniforms behave like normal people; unlike their Malaysian counterpart.
Ø Their hokkien mee is not hokkien mee………but looks like puked maggi mee mixed with stale shrimp. Mr SURAJAN O' PIT did not have the guts to taste it.
Ø Malaysian pig meat is banned from being imported.
Ø English is widely understood.
Ø S$1 = RM 2
Ø Malay is not understood by nearly 70% of the population below the age of 30.
Ø Their radio DJ's are fairly decent.
Ø Singapore has got a Prime Minister and a President, and Lee Kwan Yew is not either one of them.
Ø They call their curry mee laksa.
Ø Their driving skills are bad, if not worse than Malaysian drivers. Their drivers are even ruder and never give way in spite of if you activating your indicator.
Ø Owning a personal vehicle is unbelievably expensive.
Ø They sleep very late.
Ø They have a very nice jazz bar at the westin hotel.
Ø Their supermarkets are filled with Australian produce products.
Ø Many of their architects think painting a building green is being eco-friendly.
As for Johore Bahru, this is the first time Mr SURAJAN O' PIT visited the city, it was just for two days.
Ø It is the dirtiest city, popularily known as the cesspool city of
Ø Government department employees generally are arrogant and rude. Perhaps due to its close proximity to
Ø Something like Eight out of Ten Singapore registered cars seen on the roads actually belong to Malaysian permanent residents of
Ø They have lots of hawker stalls located beside each other providing the same standard menu; i.e Nasi goreng, mee goreng, mee
Mr SURJANOPIT hopes the above observations will assist the ignorant masses who intend to pay a visit to either
Mr SURAJAN O' PIT apologizes to the ignorant subscribers about not being able to produce the December edition of his newsletter.
Mr SURAJAN O' PIT has received many messages in his mail. Many praising him for his advise and his brilliance, some tho' being outright rude and accusing him of all sorts of things. Mr SURAJAN O' PIT thank the ignorant masses for all the mail and may thank individually every one. Also, some individuals from the arts & mass media community among the ignorant masses have attempted to try study and analyse Mr SURAJAN O' PIT's background and inner thoughts from all his writings, previous writings as well. Although Mr SURAJAN O' PIT is honored, Mr SURAJAN O' PIT asks, why waste your time……..whatever you read, analyse Mr SURAJAN O' PIT's writing in a two-dimensional perspective and don't take it as a literary piece, simply take it at face value…….and please don't attempt to be a shrink. There is no hidden agenda. Mr SURAJAN O' PIT says "It is not the aptitude but the attitude which determines your altitude." The ignorant masses should simply digest whatever Mr SURAJAN O' PIT says…..there is no need to respond to Mr SURAJAN O' PIT brilliant pieces either.
There had been a question in the mail from one individual amongst the ignorant masses; this individual claims to be from
(Q) - How do I mitigate the spread of scapteriscus borellii in my lawn?
(A)- Mr SURAJAN O' PIT responds: Control can include chemicals, biological and cultural control and suggest that the ignorant questioner contact a professional who is familiar with turf management rather than consulting an entomologist. Mr SURAJAN O' PIT thinks however that it would simply be better for this ignorant individual to replace his lawn with turf that is genetically resistant to the scrounge. This web site http://www.northernturf.com/customer_support.htm
may further provide help to this ignorant folk.
Mr SURAJAN O' PIT again apologizes for not being able to produce the December newsletter. He hopes that this piece can somewhat make up for the missed newsletter.
DOWN WITH FILTH, FAGGOTISM, UMNO, FILTHY MALAYSIAN LAWYERS, AMERICAN IMPERIALISM & NASTY STINGS.
HAPPY NEW YEAR to all the masses whether they are ignorant or otherwise. [the wish however is not directed towards the filthy Malaysian produced practicing lawyers, faggots, all people from the republic of the united states of america, child molesters and Mahathir a/l Mohammad ]
Freddy SURAJAN O' PIT (Mr)
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Link to Mahathir’s Indian Heritage, follow link to Mahathir ancestral village in Kerala: http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/HL9910/S00135.htm
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Snapshot of Mr Surajanopit with Lee Kwan Yew: http://www.3people.org/bbbssoba/
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Another Warrior: http://schnittshow.com/main.html
I Love the republic: http://www.counterpunch.org/
Mongoloid Lee Kwan Yew: http://www.gnxp.com/MT2/archives/000405.html
For infidels only: http://www.datejesus.com/about/
Freedom Fighter: http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/
Defecate: http://www.tjburke.com/forums/7th_District/posts/97.html
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Eff Bee Eye: http://members.aol.com/kathaksung/myhomepage/profile.html
The Master Race: http://www.gnxp.com/MT2/archives/000583.html
Mahathir Poh-Dah: http://www.telegraphindia.com/1021221/asp/opinion/story_1498459.asp
No Boom!: http://www.icbl.org/lm/2003/malaysia.html
Boom!: http://www.icbl.org/lm/2003/singapore
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